Come back, Karan Johar. All is forgiven.

 Karan Johar didn't invent the big Bollywood musical romantic drama, but he wrote, directed and/or produced some of the finest examples of the genre, and also Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna.  Times change, and tastes change, and Johar has left the genre behind in recent years, but Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahani (2023) represents his return to romance.  I plan to judge it by the same standards I judged Johar's early films: Plot exists as a vehicle to deliver emotions, we have to like the couple and want them to be together or there are no stakes, family should be a collection of actual characters rather than just an obstacle, songs should be frequent and colorful while advancing the emotional core of the story, and Farida Jalal should play somebody's mother.

Rocky (Rabveer Singh) is a bit of a lunkhead, fitness obsessed and a bit full of himself, but with a good heart.  He's devoted to his family, especially his grandfather Kanwal (Dharmendra).  And really, someone has to be - Kanwal has been confined to a wheelchair and practically catatonic for decades, and his wife Dhanalakshmi (Jaya Bachchan) has raised their son Tijori (Aamir Bashir) to focus on the family's highly successful ladoo business rather than his ailing father, and Rocky's mother and sister (Kshitee Jog and Anjali Anand) are buried in household duties, so Rocky is left to serve as the heart of the family.

At a business function, Kanwal hears a ghazal, and it awakens something in him.  He approaches a random woman and calls her "Jamini."  Kanwal's doctor suggests that finding this "Jamini" might help him recover some of his faculties, and Rocky is on the case.  Finding an old photograph leads him to a woman named Jamini Chatterjee (Shabana Azmi), and to her granddaughter Rani (Alia Bhatt), a hard-hitting TV reporter.  

Rocky contacts Rani, and after a lot of flirting they arrange a meeting between the families.  Kanwal doesn't just speak to Jamini, he stands, he kisses her, he even sings.  Dhanalakshmi decides that that's enough of that, thank you very much, and officially puts a stop to any further meetings.  However, Rocky and Rani decide to keep arranging meetings, falling in love with each other in the process.

Rani tries to convince herself that it's just a fling; yes, Rocky is handsome and charming and funny, but he is undeniably a lunkhead.  There's no way a relationship could actually work, is there?  Rocky has no such illusions.  He's in love and wants to get married.  He tries to propose, and it doesn't go well, especially because Rani is worried about their very different families.  

Rani comes up with a plan that's so crazy it just might fail and hurt a number of people in the process: criss cross!  They spend three months living with one another's families, and if they can make that work then marriage will be no problem.  It's like the romantic comedy version of Strangers on a Train.  However, it also plays into a common Bollywood trope, in which the hero lives with the heroine's family, usually under false pretenses, and winds up making everybody's lives better.  This is the rare double DDLJ.  And there's a lot to do, as Rani learns to navigate Rocky's tradition-bound and cold family dynamic, while Rocky struggles to fit in with Rani's trendy and feminist mother (Churni Ganguly) and Kathak dancing father (Tota Roy Chowdhury).  

And for once I've given myself a clear rubric with which to judge the movie, so point by point:

Plot exists as a vehicle to deliver emotions - absolutely.  The plot makes more sense than Johar's debut film, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, but there are some strange developments here which lead to big emotional set pieces.  On the other hand, it's not just about the emotional payoff; the film is a great example of the big Bollywood romance, but it also examines some of the outdated romantic tropes that Karan Johar had a hand in popularizing, questioning Bollywood's treatment of women and examining whether romantic self-sacrifice really is the highest expression of love.

We have to like the couple and want them to be together or there are no stakes - another yes.  Rocky gets off to a bit of a rocky start (ha!), but he's a lunkhead who is willing to learn, and part of rani's character development is realizing that she's been judging Rocky on a surface level rather than seeing the real and complex person underneath.  And Rocky gets the "I'm young and carefree and nothing will ever change me" song that is usually assigned to the heroine.

Family should be a collection of actual characters rather than just an obstacle - family is definitely an obstacle here, but the families all feel real and complicated, and the real end boss is generational trauma.  Usually all of the troublesome elders are forgiven at the end of the movie, even if they've hired assassins to bump off the hero or heroine, but not here, and the characters who are forgiven had to work for it.

Songs should be frequent and colorful while advancing the emotional core of the story - oh, yes.  The songs fit tightly into the narrative, and they are both sumptuous and decidedly old school.  I did not realize how much I miss that era of Bollywood.

Farida Jalal should play somebody's mother - no.  What's up with that?