Bringing Kali Home.

 Maa Inti Bangaraam (2026) is a heartfelt family drama about a woman trying to be accepted by her husband's very traditional family.  It's also a gritty action movie about the same woman haunted by her dark past, but it's a heartfelt family drama first, and that's what sets the stakes.

Swarna (Samantha Ruth Prabhu) has been married to handsome doctor Anirudh (Diganthe Manchale) for two years, and they are only now going to his home village to meet his family.  Ani's father Ramaiah (Anand) and mother Kamakshi (Gautami) did not approve of their hasty marriage, but Ani's sister Geetha (Rachana Sahadeva) is getting married, and she wants her brother there.  The extended family is not thrilled about it, but Ani and Swarna are staying.

This means that Swarna has to run the family gauntlet, joining her mother-in-law and the other women of the family with rituals and domestic work, and Swarna is really, really bad at all of that.  There are reasons - Swarna grew up as an orphan with no family and no connections - she doesn't even know her own caste.  She's learning as she goes, but no one realizes that's he needs to be taught, and meanwhile the family's other daughter-in-law, Anasuya (Sreemukhi) is practically perfect in every way.  Ani tells Swarna that there's no need to compete; they just need to earn passing marks and then they can be on their way.  But Swarna has never really had a family of her own, and she desperately wants to earn a good grade in Daughter-in-Law.  Those are the stakes.

Ramaiah isn't paying much attention to the family drama, because he has problems of his own.  Political problems, that is.  Local legitimate businessman Madhusudhan Rao (Vadlamani Srinivas) blames Ramaiah for the party not selecting him as the candidate for the upcoming elections, and he tries to prove his suitability by sending thugs to attack the women of the family during a trip to the nearby temple.  Swarna defeats the thugs and saves everyone with fancy driving and a well-placed coconut, and that is what finally gives her an in and earns her some acceptance.  Bringing in childhood friend Kiranmayi (Manjusha Mukkavilli) as a ringer to cook for her also helps.

However, Swarna has not been completely honest with anyone.  Life as an orphan was a horror show, and she spent a few years in a band of violent revolutionaries led by the charismatic Karuna (Gulshan Devaiah). who shaped her into "Jhansi", a perfect weapon driven by guilt. Eventually Jhansi realized Karuna's true nature and managed to get him arrested, but he both obsessed with her and still powerful even behind prison walls.  One of his men recognized "Jhansi" when she arrived in the village, and Karuna orders him to find out if she's really Jhansi by attacking her; if he kills her it was a case of mistaken identity, but if she's really Jhansi she'll kill him.  When the goon dies Karuna is delighted, and promptly breaks out of prison to arrange a reunion.

And at this point the film becomes a tense action movie, as Karuna plays head games while forcing Swarna to wade through a sea of henchmen.  But while the genre may have changed, the stakes haven't; she wants a family, and she will do anything to protect the one she's found.

There is a lot to like here.  The family is straight out of an early Shah Rukh Khan film; they're flawed and overly concerned with tradition and appearance, but everyone is essentially kind and just waiting for a charismatic outsider to shake things up and make everybody's lives better.  The jokes land more often than not, and the fight scenes are spectacular but grounded, with clear stakes and a sense of weight.

But with a plot like this, everything is going to rest on the shoulders of the lead.  Fortunately, Samantha is fantastic.  She's fierce, funny and vulnerable, and she has a definite arc.  She's trying to fit in with a conservative and traditional family by becoming someone else, but that's not where this is going.  The dialogue in the last half of the film makes the theme clear; every family wants Lakshmi as their daughter-in-law, but not everyone has to be Lakshmi.  It's okay to be Kali.

And I did appreciate that the film resisted the temptation to give Ani a gratuitous action hero moment.  He is invaluable during the final confrontation, but that's because of his skills as a doctor.  Swarna is there to do the punching. 

Bhooty Call: Om Bheem Bush

 Om Bheem Bush (2024) is very much a movie of two parts.  That's not unusual for Indian cinema, but the shift is so dramatic that it's really hard to discuss the movie without spoilers.  Expect spoilers.

The movie starts with college principal Ranjith Vinukonda (Srikanth Iyengar) describing his encounter with students Krish (Sree Vishnu), Vinay (Priyadarshi Pulikonda), and Madhav (Rahul Ramakrishna).  Each of the three has a special quirk that has led them to study parapsychology: Krish can find lost objects, Madhav can see ghosts, and Vinay builds machines with actual science.  They seem promising, and Ranjith accepts them gladly, but actually they are here for student hijinks, up to and including running a nightclub on campus.  So to get rid of them, Ranjith completes and publishes their theses, gives them diplomas and doctorates, and shows them the door.  Then he vanishes from the movie completely, because he's just a framing device.

The trio wind up in the village of Bhairavapuram, and after witnessing the local tantric (Shaan Kakar) at work searching for lost treasure and exorcising ghosts, Krish decides that they can do that too, but with scientific trappings.  The boys open their troubleshooting outfit, put on snazzy uniforms (with Ghostbusters patches), and go to work solving problems.  

They're actually pretty successful, almost despite themselves.  And along the way Krish manages to catch the eye of Jalaja (Preity Mukhundan), the sheltered daughter of the brutal village chief (Manish Kumar).  It is a dangerous courtship but he feels like he can -

Okay, wait, hang on.  This is an October review.  Where's the ghost?

There's a ghost.  The palace outside of town is haunted by Sampangi, who is so consistently angry that the village has special protocols and curfews in order to evade her notice, and no one in the village thinks that's unusual.  Sampangi is supposed to guard a fabulous treasure, but nobody has been able to enter the palace long enough to find it, because as mentioned earlier, angry ghost.  The Tantric is angry at these outsiders stealing all his business, so he challenges them to enter the palace and retrieve the treasure.  And they agree, though Krish insists on Jalaja's hand as part of the bargain.

The boys move into the palace and everything goes a bit Bhool Bulaiyaa for a while, complete with the individual hauntings and the locked Door That Must Never be Opened.  Sampangi enjoys tormenting Vinay and Madhav, but she seems quite taken by Krish.  Vinay realizes that they need to know more about Sampangi to figure out a solution, so they set Krish up on a ghost date.  Sampangi opens up and reveals some of her backstory, and that's when the shift happens.

Sampangi was once a prince (Manish Kumar) with a gentle spirit and a love of dance.  Krish's former incarnation Madhana (Surya Srinivas) was the warrior hired to train the young prince and "toughen him up."  Instead, they fell in love and eventually fled to Bhairavapuram.  In the palace they created their own private world, free from the judgement of others, and they were happy.  One day Madhana left the palace, telling Sampangi to wait for his return.  

The boys make some stupid jokes, buy their hearts aren't really in it, because they are moved by Sampangi's story.  Krish decides that the only thing that will grant her peace is the wedding she never got a chance to have in life, and so that is the plot from that point on.  He's going to marry the ghost because it's the right thing to do.

Normally when a movie has a big shift in plot and tone like this one, it has a promising beginning and then falls apart.  This is kind of the opposite, because for the first half of the movie it was a reheated farce with horror comedy trappings and genuinely unlikeable lead characters.  When the big twist happened I was genuinely and pleasantly surprised that Krish and his bros turned out to be caring and compassionate people after all.

This is not a great movie; the humor is always a bit too broad, the college shenanigans quickly outstay their welcome, and the scary scenes are just too dark to properly see what's going on.  The tag line is "No Logic Only Magic," and it certainly delivers on the "No Logic" part.  But it is a movie with its heart in the right place.  I am not really qualified to say whether this is good representation or not, but Sampangi is treated as a person that matters rather than a joke.

Bhooty Call: Pyaasa Haiwan

 The Ramsay family is not responsible for Pyaasa Haiwan (2003); the movie was made by Bollywood exploitation merchant Kanti Shah.  However,  it looks like it's attempting to be a Ramsay picture, borrowing a traditional Ramsay plot (a wealthy family and their creepy mansion are haunted by a demonic creature out for revenge, while scheming relatives plot a murder) and the traditional Ramsay formula (low budget and a bit of exploitation).  Clearly, Shah had less of a budget than the Ramsays, so he filled in the gaps with more exploitation, then dropped anything resembling comic relief so he could fit in even more exploitation.

The movie is not shy about the monster.  There's a cold open with a middle aged man and his young girlfriend sneaking into the abandoned mansion for a romantic rendezvous only to fall afoul of the monster, so we get a good look at the critter almost immediately, and it is . . . unimpressive. The monster is a guy wearing most of a gorilla costume but without the headpiece - it's one diving helmet away from being Ro-Man from Robot Monster.  (It's a cheaper gorilla suit, as well, though to be fair they did give the creature furry sideburns and plastic Dracula fangs, so they've made some effort.)

After the cold open we cut to former servant and current mystic Shakaal (no idea who played him; the IMDB is not exactly helpful with this movie) tells the house's new owners about what happened to the old owners.  Ajit (Vinod Tripathi) is the spoiled son of Ranjit Singh.  Ranjit goes to the big city to arrange for Ajit's marriage, so Ajit has the house to himself.  He spends entirely too much screentime watching porn, then calls over his girlfriend for a bit of canoodling.  Unfortunately Ranjit comes home early and shoots the girlfriend, then banishes Ajit to the house of his responsible brother.  Ajit immediately hits on the maid, then spies on his sister-in-law bathing, so his brother shoots him.  Ajit comes back to life as a horrible monster, takes his revenge, and then sets to work being monstrous and attacking everyone who enters the house, killing the men and assaulting the women.

The new owner's daughter (who does not seem to have a name) does not believe in monsters, but once she hears the story she vows to destroy the creature.  She wanders around an unconvincing cemetery for a while (the tombstones are balsa wood crosses with names written on them in Sharpie), meets a stranger (Vinod Tripathi) who offers her shelter, and after the stranger lures her to his house and reveals himself as the monster, she reveals that she was hunting him all the time and stabs the monster with a convenient sword!

But it's not that easy.  The monster comes back to life, kills her, and vows to destroy her family, then does nothing about it.

Time passes, and we meet our nameless heroine's sister Kamini (Sapna Sappu).  Kamini is in love with Shankar (played by Kanti Shah himself) and her father does not approve, so she and Shankar run off to set up house in the mansion, with the help of creepy servant Shambu.  Her maternal uncle (also Vinod Tripathi) expects that she will die and he'll get his hands on the family fortune, so he sends his daughters Sonia and Anjali to kill Kamini just in case.  They bring their useless boyfriends, and everyone settles into the mansion.

It takes a while for things to actually happen, but eventually Anjali's doughy middle aged boyfriend Rahul is killed, and the local police inspector (Vinod Tripathi once again; you might think he's secretly the monster in a  clever disguise, but nope) insists that they're all suspects and all have to stay in the house so they can be slowly picked off one by one.  And then the wheels start to spin.  The ladies go swimming.  Sonia schemes.  Shankar and Kamini have a love scene which drags on and on and on.  And poor Anjali is exploited by one man after another, all of whom promise to protect her though no one ever does.  

Eventually the monster starts killing people one by one, until all that is left is Kamini and Shekhar, and Shekhar is particularly useless.  (He's a man without a trace of feck or gorm.)  The unkillable monster chases Kamini into a cemetery and then falls on a cross and dies, the end.

I want to be clear - this is a really bad movie.  It's not just that it's cheap, though it is cheap; the monster is what the monster is, and there are three or possibly four mansions all with identical layout and furnishings.  This is lazy.  The plot doesn't really hang together, and there are clearly scenes missing.  The movie is padded with scantily clad women being pawed at by men or writhing on a bed, and the same stock footage of lightning flashes onscreen every few sentences.  And the actors speak most of their lines directly to the camera.

The men are useless.  The women are targets; monster rape is one of my least favorite horror movie tropes, and this movie leans heavily on it.  Kamini's sister is great, and if you have to watch this movie for some reason (maybe you lost a bet?) it's best to stop right after she kills the monster for the first time.

Bhooty Call: Tahnkhana: The Dungeon

 

The other Ramsay movies we've covered this month have all had clear inspirations; Mahakaal is obviously a remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, while Bandh Darwaza is clearly a movie about a vampire, even if it's not ripping off any specific incarnation of Dracula.  Tahkhana: The Dungeon (1986) breaks the pattern.  It's not particularly original, but it snatches inspiration from so many sources that it ends up as something of a One Monster Mash.  

The movie starts with some complicated backstory that ultimately doesn't matter that much.  A dying Thakur has two sons.  One (Trilok Kapoor) is good, and the other (Narendra Nath) is evil.  The Thakur leaves everything to the good son, including the family mansion and the family hidden dungeon complex containing a fabulous treasure. The evil son uses black magic to take his revenge, killing his brother and kidnapping his nieces, Aarti and Sapna.  He plans to sacrifice the girls to bring his patron monster to life for some reason, but they are rescued by the good son's good friend Mangal (Bhushan Tiwari), and the evil son is imprisoned in the dungeon with his clay devil-god. Sapna runs off into the woods for some reason.

Twenty years pass.  The evil brother finally dies, bursting like a giant pimple, and that counts as a sacrifice, so the monster (Shamshuddin) is alive and awake but trapped in the dungeon.  Mangal also dies, and he charges his son Vijay (Kamran Rizvi) with reuniting the sisters and reclaim the treasure.  He also charges his nephews Anand (Puneet Issar) and Shakaal (Imtiaz Khan).  Vijay is dating Aarti (Aarti Gupta), so he's happy to reunite the family, and Anand is a good guy and happy to help, but Shakaal doesn't believe the story and returns to Bombay.

Meanwhile, Sapna (Sheetal) is in Bombay, looking for work.  She tries a hotel, and Shakaal convinces the owner to give her a chance, so she's hired as a dancer.  Shakaal has a nasty ulterior motive, though, and ties to assault her, accidentally killing the young woman.,  While disposing of the body he discovers her amulet, which forms one half of the map to the treasure, and when Vijay and Aarti show up with Aarti's half of the map, he's suddenly a lot more helpful.  

Shakaal claims that Sapna sold the locket to a girl at the hotel and moved on, and since they now have the complete locket they decide to find the treasure first and the sister later.  What they don't know is that Shakaal created a fake locket in order to mislead them, so they are working from a faulty map.  

On the way to the village Vijay and Aarti are rescued by Heera (Hemant Birje), and while the movie never lets us forget that Birje played Tarzan, he spends most of the movie dressed as Rambo.  Heera and his fiancé Panna (Preeti Sapru) join the expedition, and Shakaal shows up with a crew of disposable henchmen.  And for a while this is a mummy movie, with an unprepared crew of explorers delving into a deadly underground complex while an ancient and slow moving monster picks them off one by one.

However, Shakaal is a bit of a monster himself, and he tries to attack Panna.  Heera beats him up and he's kicked out of the expedition, but nobody calls the police or anything, so he's free to sneak in and try to steal Aarti's half of the amulet.  he chases her into the dungeon, she discovers the treasure, and suddenly the monster is loose in the village and there's an angry torch-wielding mob trying to stop it.

The monster is initially described as "formed of sacred soil", and it requires sacrifice to give it a soul and bring it back to life.  In the middle of the movie it's following tropes established in bad mummy movies, and then at the end it takes a sharp turn into Frankenstein.  It never talks, so it cannot give us any insight into its nature.  Shakaal from Mahakaal and Nevla from Bandh Darwaza don't really talk either, but they both clearly wanted things, whereas this monster just wanders around killing without explanation.  This does not make for a compelling antagonist.

The rest of the movie is equally jumbled.  The jokes fall flat (it's enough to make one long for the subtle comedic stylings of Johny Lever), the romantic track lacks any tension at all, and at the end, the survivors wander off without the treasure, and they don't even bother with a pithy comment about the nature of greed.  People die, nobody learns anything, and it's all so forgettable that I didn't even realize that I've already reviewed this one until the movie was halfway over.

Bhooty Call: Mahakaal

 Mahakaal: The Monster (1994) is often billed as "The Indian version of A Nightmare on Elm Street," and that's mostly accurate.  This horror movie about a terrifying specter who strikes through the dreams of his victims while wielding an impractical knife glove shows definite influence from the Elm Street series, but it is bonkers in its own special way.  It's also not the only Bollywood take on Freddy.  In fact, the film started production in 1988, but was shelved to avoid competing directly with 1989's Khooni Murda, also known as "The Indian version of A Nightmare on Elm Street with nudity and music by Bappi Lahiri."  Mahakaal is the movie that people remember, though.

It's only fitting that the film begins with a nightmare, as college student Seema (Kunika) is pursued through the set for the "Total Eclipse of the Heart" video by a scarred and menacing figure (Mahaveer Bhullar) with a hand full of knives.  She wakes up screaming, with claw marks on her arm, and then she . . . goes to school.  She does tell her best pal Anita (Archana Puran Singh), who is properly horrified, and soon enough Anita has a similar dream!

Anita has problems when she's awake as well.  While walking alone on campus she is attacked by fellow student Randhir (Dinesh Kaushik) and his gang of ruffians.  Before Randhir manages to assault Anita he's stopped by her boyfriend Prakash (Karan Shah) and Seema's boyfriend Param (Mayur Verma).  The fight is stopped by the college principal, who lectures everyone and doesn't bother to find out why they were fighting, then sends everyone back to class.  No one ever bothers to report Randhir to the police, despite the fact that Anita's father (Kulbhushan Kharbanda) is a police officer.

Anita's friends decide to cheer her up by taking her on a picnic, and they decide to bring canteen (Johny Lever), the aspiring actor and huge Michael Jackson fan who runs the campus canteen.  And it works!  After the picnic and accompanying musical number Anita feels much better, but the car breaks down, so the group are forced to spend the night and a mildly creepy hostel run by a different Johny Lever character.

At the hostel, Seema and Param have sex, and because this is a slasher movie, Seema has another, fatal nightmare, and Param watches her die but can't make himself do anything.  Soon param has other problems, as he is arrested for Seema's murder.  Anita is the only one who believes him, but he doesn't have long to languish in jail, since the killer strikes him next.

The bodies start adding up, and Anita, her mother (Reema Lagoo), and Prakash discover her father looking at the knife glove that he keeps in a drawer.  We finally get some backstory about the evil sorcerer Shakaal who used to sacrifice children in order to gain more magical power.  When he sacrificed Anita's sister Mohini (Baby Swetha), her father buried Shakaal alive, which in Bollywood horror is guaranteed to produce an angry vengeful spirit.  Anita is now armed with knowledge, but Shakaal is armed with magical powers, control over dreams, his own extensive dungeon complex, and a glove with attached knives.

I have been focused on the horror here, but the movie does not always do that.  This isn't much of a romance, but there are more songs than you normally see in Bollywood horror, and Johny Lever has a surprisingly big role, playing three different characters and showcasing his Michael Jackson impression at every opportunity.  The movie doesn't just shift genres, it lurches violently from one tone to another, and that works surprsingly well. The masala elements are at least fun and frenetic, while the horror set pieces are nicely atmospheric, with Randhir's brief encounter with Death Bed, the Bed that Eats as a particular highlight.

But the movie's real highlight is Archana Puran Singh as Anita.  Anita's no hero; she panics a lot, and screams more often, but she keeps fighting throughout the film.  She's driven in a way that the protagonists of Bandh Darwaa were not, and Singh keeps her interesting and sympathetic throughout.  Horror movies rely on their villains, but a good hero can make all the difference.

Bhooty Call: Bandh Darwaza

 Bandh Darwaza (1990) is sometimes billed as "The Indian Version of Dracula," but that's wrong on two levels.  First, there have been multiple Indian adaptations of Bram Stoker's over the years; I've reviewed a bunch of them.  Second, and more importantly, Dracula has an actual plot.

The demon Nevla (Aniruddh Agarwal) certainly looks the part, though, spending the entire movie dressed as Bela Lugosi.  Nevla lives (or unlives) in the cursed Black Mountain, surrounded by a gang of misfit cultists, and every night he turns into a big bat and hunts for blood.

Meanwhile, the Thakur Pratap Singh (Vijayendra Ghatge) and his wife Lajjo (Beena Banerjee) are hoping to have a child, and they've tried exactly one thing, visiting every temple they can find to seek divine intervention.  The family maid, Mahua (Aruna Irani), is secretly a member of the cult, and takes lajjo aside and offers Nevla's help.  Lajjo is so desperate that she agrees, and they visit the Black Mountain together.  There's a ritual, Lajjo is hypnotized, and Neval makes his offer - she will have a child.  If the child is a boy, she can consider it a free gift.  If it's a girl, then the child belongs to the Black Mountain.  Lajjo agrees (though I do not think that an agreement made under the influence of spooky vampire hypnosis wouldn't hold up in court.)  Then Nevla takes very direct action to produce said child.  (I also don't think spooky vampire hypnosis counts as consent.  Nevla is a bad guy.)

The child is born, and it's a girl.  Mahua demands that the wife turn the baby over, and when Lajjo refuses, she poisons her.  The wife lives just long enough to confess everything to the Thakur.  He storms the Black Mountain with his men and a gun, and apparently wins, but the movie immediately jumps ahead several years.  

Thakur's daughter is now a young adult named Kamya (Kunika Sadanand), and she is introduced to the audience in her room, working out in leotard and leggings, as the comic relief servant Gopi (Johny Lever!) spies on her from just outside her door, firmly establishing the film's exploitation credentials.

 

Kamya is in love with, or perhaps fixated on, her childhood friend Kumar (Hashmat Khan), but Kumar only has eyes for Sapna (Manjeet Kullar).  One night Sapna is driving home through the spooky woods when she meets a strange woman (Shayamalee) who needs a ride to the Black Mountain.  When she drops the woman off, she discovers that the Vanishing Hitchhiker left her book behind, so she tries to return it, only to discover the cult, now led by Mahua, performing a human sacrifice.  She runs away.

Kumar and her other friends don't believe her story, and eventually Kumar insists on taking her to the Black Mountain to prove that nothing happened.  They arrive discover the hidden evil temple with its sacrificial altar and enormous bat statue, and since there's no blood on the altar he smugly declares that he was right all along and there's nothing suspicious there.  Sapna does discover the book, though, and takes it away with her.  

The book turns out to be full of evil spells, and Kumar still insists that it's nothing unusual.  When Sapna is alone the Vanishing Hitchhiker returns to ask for her book back, but when Kumar appears she's already vanished, along with the book.  The book winds up in Kamya's hands, though.  Kamya uses a spell to summon Kumar, but Sapna and her brother Anand (Satish Kaul) arrive in time to interrupt.  Kamya hides, and the pair bring Kumar to his senses.

The cult invites Kamya to join a ritual at the Black Mountain, but it's all a ruse to use her blood to reanimate Nevla.  It works.  Nevla is back (though a bit more slimy than he used to be) and Kamya winds up as his hypnotized bride, alternately chained up, sleeping in a glass coffin, or sent out to gather more women for Nevla.

And then the movie spins its wheels for a long time.  Sapna and Kumar try to rescue Kamya but fail, more than once.  Kamya lures Anand's wife Bhanu (Anita Sareen) to the Black Mountain, then she escapes before being lured back again.  There are several trips to the Black Mountain and back, and nobody ever makes a plan or thinks to bring any weapons, until finally (finally!) the cult makes an attempt to kidnap Sapna directly, which they could have done at any time.  (Sapna actually acquits herself pretty well; she's a better fighter than Kumar.)

The Thakur finds out about the vampire situation, and he brings new ideas to the table, like "make a plan" and "carry holy symbols" and "get help" and suddenly our heroes start having a lot more success.  If this was Dracula, they would have had access to Mina Harker compiling available information and making plans accordingly, and the movie would have been twenty minutes long.  But it's not Dracula.

This isn't Dracula, but it does resemble a gender-flipped Veerana.  It has many of the same beats, and includes similar tropes, but there's a lot more wheel-spinning, Nevla doesn't have the magnetic charm of the earlier movie's Jasmine, and the evil lair decor isn't nearly as good.  Bandh Darwaza is a fine choice if you're in the mood for Ramsay vampires, but there are other options.

Bhooty Call 2026.

It's October, time for our annual Bhooty Call, a month long celebration of the ghosts of Bollywood.  Thanks to a generous patron, this year we'll be focusing on the royal family of Bollywood horror, the Ramsays.