Jaanemonth: Dil Chahta Hai

 On June 12, 2003, Turner Classic Movies continued its "Hooray for Bollywood" marathon, and I was . . . not really paying attention, honestly.  The movies looked interesting, but subtitles can be hard to follow if you're not used to them.  And then, in the middle of Dil Chahta Hai (2001), they played a song.  It was a pitch perfect skewering of romantic tropes while simultaneously being frothy, fun and sincere.  It was a love song that included the line "I think you are deluded."  And it ended with a sudden crumbling of the fourth wall, and suddenly I was paying very close close attention indeed.  Twenty years later, here we are.

Dil Chahta Hai unfolds as a series of flashbacks.  In the framing story, Sid (Akshaye Khanna) reunites with his old friend Sameer (Saif Ali Khan) at the hospital, after a sudden, tragic, and as yet undisclosed event.  They talk about their mutual friend Akash, whom Sid is certain will not be coming, and reminisce about days gone by, starting with their college graduation party.

At the party Sameer quickly establishes himself as the hopeless romantic, currently besotted by his controlling girlfriend Priya (Suchitra Pillai).  Akash is smooth, kind of a jerk, and doesn't believe in love.  He's currently being pursued by Deepa (Samantha Tremayne), but he doesn't take her seriously.  And Sid is the sensitive artist who ignores the drama going on around him because he's busy sketching a girl he spotted across the room.  

After a frenetic song and dance about how they're young and carefree and nothing is ever going to change them, Akash makes his move on the mystery girl, who turns out to be named Shalini (Preity Zinta.)  Turns out he's not as charming as he thinks he is, and he winds up getting punched by Shalini's fiance Rohit (Ayub Khan.)  

Priya is horrified by Akash's behavior (fair!) and demands that Sameer never speaks to him again (less fair!).  Things don't work out the way she planned, however, and after the breakup Sameer joins Sid and Akash on a road trip to Goa.  It's one of the most beloved and iconic sequences in the movie, but very little actually happens, apart from some foreshadowing about life taking the friends in different directions and Sid giving Deepa some very good advice.

After the road trip, life starts taking the guys in different directions.  Sid's art career begins to take off.  At the same time, he finds himself drawn to his new neighbor Tara (Dimple Kapadia), who is beautiful, troubled, divorced, and a good fifteen years older than he is.  He has no intention of pursuing a relationship, but he does tell Sameer and Akash about his feelings.  It doesn't go well.  Akash makes a very inappropriate joke, Sid punches him, and that leg of the friendship triangle is basically gone.  Sid leaves for an artist's retreat soon after.

Akash is sent to manage the family business in Sydney, and on the plane he's seated next to Shalini, who's off to visit her uncle Mahesh (Rajaat kapoor).  Akash apologizes for his behavior at the party, and by the time the plane lands they're friends.  They spend a lot of time together, much to Rohit's dismay, but he's in still in India and can't really interfere.  Akash is still his cynical self, but Shalini is a romantic, despite (or perhaps because of) her impending loveless marriage, and so she dedicates herself to convincing Akash that love is a thing that exists.  They even debate the issue in song.

And Sameer has been left alone all this time, which is usually a recipe for trouble.  His parents try to arrange a marriage for him with Pooja (Sonali Kulkarni), but but while Sameer is instantly smitten (as usual), she's got a boyfriend, so Sameer becomes her friend instead.  He's still carrying a torch, and there's definitely a spark there, but when he tries to confess his feelings, she doesn't take him seriously . . . until they go to a movie and watch a certain life-changing musical number.

Meanwhile in Australia, Shalini demonstrates her thesis by taking Akash to the opera, explaining the plot, and when Troilus stands at the gates of heaven begging to be allowed one last moment with Cressida, she asks Akash to close his eyes and picture the one person he would give up everything for.  He does, and spoiler: It's Shalini.

Of course, when they're walking home from the opera and Shalini asks him who he saw, Akash can't resist making a joke out of it, spoiling his one perfect chance.  And that's when Rohit appears.  Akash tries to be graceful, and doesn't stand in the way as Rohit and Shalini return to India.  But Akash is utterly miserable, and it's clear that the situation is not going to resolve itself for him; this is a Bollywood movie, and he's got a wedding to crash.

Dil Chahta Hai was a moderate success during its initial run in the theaters; young urban people loved the movie, but it didn't do well in the villages.  However, the critics adored the film, and it quickly became one of the most influential films in Bollywood history.  The production values were a step up form the industry standard of the time, but the real innovation was the dialogue.  Writer-director Farhan Akhtar worked very hard to ensure that his young Mumbai-dwelling characters spoke like real young people who live in Mumbai, and as a consequence the acting was more naturalistic than the melodramatic filmi standard.

While the new and slick style changed the industry and launched a fleet of imitators, though, it's the movie's heart that really makes it work.  Sameer's plotline is a little underdeveloped compared to the others, but all three romances work, because they all grow naturally.  It's no coincidence that all three plotlines feature the respective couples starting out as friends, and love doesn't come for free to anyone.  Both Shalini and Sid argue at various points that love is something that happens rather than something you choose, but in each case love is something you have to work at if you want it to succeed.  And as it turns out, maintaining and reviving friendships takes work, too.

With all that, though, Dil Chahta Hai feels effortless.  It shifts between clever and naturalistic dialogue and the world's most filmi musical number and it makes the shift look easy.  It's not a perfect film, but even after twenty years, it still feels fresh.  I am still paying attention.