Unspecified Drug Madness.

Forget the gratuitous celebrity cameos.  Forget the love songs. Forget the interminable tap dance sequence.  Forget Johny Lever mugging for the camera.  Try to forget the goats - you won't be able to, but try.  Dushman Duniya Ka (1996) is a very serious movie with a very serious message, though it isn't the message that the movie thinks it's sending.

Mahesh (Jeetendra) grew up as an orphan, poor but scrupulously honest and with a strict code of ethics.  When Mahesh meets fellow adult orphan Reshma (Sumalatha), he is immediately smitten, but he's clueless about how to approach her.  Luckily, his good friend Badru (Shahrukh Khan with a Charlie Chaplin mustache, in what may be his most irritating role ever) is there to give him advice and occasionally money.

Thanks to Bandru and the kind Sister Superior (Farida Jalal) who runs the orphanage where Reshma lives, the pair are married and soon have a son, Lucky.  When Lucky is at school, Badru has the chance to do Mahesh one final favor, saving Lucky from an oncoming truck, then dies.  By this point, though, Mahesh is established as a forest ranger, and the family settles into a happy life.

Years pass, and Lucky grows into a tap dancing medical student played by Manzoor Ali.  he is inexplicably popular with the ladies, but he only has eyes for his childhood sweetheart Lata (laila Mehdin).  That's bad news for rich boy and alleged friend Raman (Ali Asgar), who has a ferocious crush on Lata and resents Lucky for winning her heart.

Raman and his hangers on are devotees of the Goat Baba (Mehmood) who is . . . there's no sensible way to explain the Goat Baba.  He is a drug dealer who likes to dress up as a religious leader who is also a goat, and he bleats while he sells drugs to college students.  Because he's so focused on the Goat Baba's offerings, all of Raman's schemes are drug related - he uses peer pressure to get Lucky addicted to drugs out of general spite, and he gets his revenge on Lata by hiring a mechanic to pose as a college professor and drug Lata, posing her in a compromising position just as Lucky arrives, which causes him to storm off angrily.

The police arrive before the "professor" can do anything else, and Lata is arrested.  Her mother promptly dies of shock, and Lucky refuses to have anything to do with her until another friend proves that Raman set her up.  The young couple are reunited, and everybody should learn a valuable lesson about trusting the people that you love rather than instantly leaping to the worst possible conclusion, but they do not.

Even after all of this Raman is not in jail because he's rich, but Lucky sensibly keeps his distance.  Until, that is, everybody meets Bollywood actor Salman Khan wearing a  goofy mustache and playing himself.  Salman doesn't know why the boys are not getting along, but he sings a song about the importance of friendship and forgiveness, and the former friends make up.  This means that the tragedy that follows is all Salman Khan's fault.

Mahesh discovers Lucky's drug use, and makes it very clear that he believes that people should help themselves so Lucky must kick the habit entirely on his own.  And over the course of a long and sweaty night, Lucky does exactly that!  He vows never to do drugs again, drops out of college, and takes a series of jobs to prove himself to his father.

Unfortunately, no matter what job Lucky takes, Raman and his hangers on find him, usually just in time for Mahesh to see them and jump to the wrong conclusion.  Lucky explains himself over and over again, but Mahesh never listens. And things go from bad to horrible when Lucky gets caught up in a drug bust.  Raman and friends are all bailed out, but Mahesh refuses to bail out Lucky.  Instead, after a drug test, he's released by the police with an apology and a doctors' note confirming that he had no drugs in his system, but Mahesh still doesn't believe him, and kicks him out of the house.  

Lata would like to take Lucky in, but she can't; she's a single woman living alone, and her reputation couldn't survive a live in boyfriend.  Lucky has nowhere else to go but Raman's boat, and soon, he's back on the drugs.  Raman has finally been cut off by his rich father, and he and the gang are useless, so before long Lucky is supporting the entire group and all of their drug habits by stealing.  But the downward spiral can't be stopped, leading to an act of shocking brutality and a broken Mahesh pleading with the young people on screen and in the audience to "say no to drugs!  Say no to drugs!"

In essence, Dushman Duniya Ka is an afterschool special about drug use, only with musical numbers and an extended subplot about Johny Lever being menaced by imaginary ghosts.  (And of course the goats.)  There is fun and romance and hope at the beginning of the movie, but once the Very Special message starts, it's all grim and joyless and senseless tragedy.  Nobody ever points out that the real message of the movie is "Say no to immediately jumping to the worst possible conclusion and refusing to listen to the people you claim to love."  Lucky did say no to drugs, quite successfully, and he would have been fine if his father had trusted him.

In addition to the needless tragedy, this movie is also notable for the sheer quantity of "What the hell?!?" it manages to pack into two and a half hours.  There's a whole lot of weird going on here, though it is all eclipsed by the Goat Baba.

Despite all of that, there are some genuinely good bits.  Both of the cameoing Khans are playing the most annoying versions of themselves, but Shahrukh always has fantastic chemistry with Farida Jalal, and for once she is not playing his mom, so it's fun to see them bantering in a different context.  And Johny Lever is really good at broad physical comedy and acting through exaggerated facial expressions; he gets to display these talents here, and it's frankly one of the film's better performances.

That said, while I am a fan of Nineties Bollywood comic relief, if the highlight of your movie is Johny Lever, something has gone wrong.