Saturday, October 8, 2022

Bhooty Call: Golmaal Again

Golmaal Again (2017) is not a straight horror movie.  It's not even a horror comedy, really.  This is an installment in the long-running Golmaal comedy franchise, and while there are ghosts in it, the movie is about as scary as the average episode of The Ghost Whisperer.  


The Golmaal movies don't have any real continuity from one film to the next; actors recur, and they may have the same character names or perform the same running gags as in previous films, but every movie is a world in itself, with its own overly complicated plot there to serve as an excuse for farcical shenanigans. In this case, Gopal (Ajay Devgn), Laxman (Shreyas Talpade), Madhav (Arshad Warsi), Lucky (Tusshar Kapoor), and the other Laxman (Kunal Khemu) grew up in the same orphanage, overseen by Jamnadas (Uday Tikekar).  The five orphans discovered a baby girl whom they named Khushi, but after a few happy years childhood rivalries caused the boys to leave the orphanage in two groups.  Gopal and the first Laxman grew up to be enforcers for Babli (Sanjay Mishra) while Madhav, Lucky, and the other Laxman went to work for Vasooli (Mukesh Tiwari.)


Naturally everybody has their own comic quirk.  Gopal is an amazing fighter, but is terrified of ghosts.  Laxman 1 is a loyal friend with a lisp that's supposed to be funny.  Madhav - well, Madhav doesn't really have a quirk per se, he's just a jerk who likes to play practical jokes.  Lucky speaks in complete gibberish, which again is supposed to be funny, and Laxman 2 is maybe three inches shorter than the others..

When Jamnadas suddenly dies, all all five of the gang agree to put aside their differences and return to the orphanage for the funeral.  There, they are reunited with the orphanage's librarian, Anna (Tabu), who happens to be able to see ghosts.  This will be important later.  They also meet real estate tycoon Vasu Reddy (Prakash Raj), who announces that he will be demolishing the orphanage and rebuilding it in Bangalore.


After returning home, Gopal is haunted by an actual ghost; he and Laxman 1 flee to Anna for help, and she suggests that they stay with her in the house of the blind Colonel Chauhan (Sachin Khedekar); her ghost knowledge is a strong motivation, but Gopal is also intrigued by what he thinks is the Colonel's pretty young maid (Parineeti Chopra).  Meanwhile, Madhav and his crew are hired by Vasu Reddy to chase Gopal away.

And then wackiness ensues for a while.  Fake ghost shenanigans.  Real ghost shenanigans.  Johnny Lever appears as a fellow grownup orphanage alumnus who occasionally transforms into Johnny Lever doing a bit.  It's like if Hamlet spent the first three acts of the play playing pranks on Laertes before finally finding out what happened to his father.  But eventually the real plot arrives.


The maid isn't the maid, she's the Colonel's adopted daughter.  The ghost of the Colonel's adopted daughter, actually, and these five knuckleheads can see her because she's actually the ghost of the Colonel's adopted daughter Khushi, and they took care of her when she was a baby.  (To the film's credit, at this point the various characters all point out how completely inappropriate a relationship between Gopal and Khushi would be, and the romance angle is dropped entirely.)  Khushi and Jamnadas were both murdered by Nikhil (Neil Nitin Mukesh), who was her fiance and Jamnadas's wayward nephew, all as a part of a scheme with Vasu Reddy to gain ownership of the orphanage so that they can tear it down and build an amusement park.  Anna has deliberately brought the gang together so that they can avenge Khushi and save the orphanage.


Usually, a premise like this would lead to a basketball playing dog saving the day, but this time they decide to try a reverse Scooby Doo; Nikhil is busy being evil in Dubai, so the gang decide to sue their skills, a fake Babu, and their actual supernatural ghost who has amazing powers of telekinesis and can possess anybody in order to fake a haunting and scare Vasu Reddy into confessing his crime to actual medium Anna, pretending to be a fake medium, so that they can record the confession and give it to the police.  

(The plan seems a little overcomplicated, since they have a ghost with actual supernatural powers who has repeatedly demonstrated the ability to possess people, including Vasu Reddy specifically, and make them say whatever she wants.  It seems to me that they can just have the eagles fly them to Mordorskip a few steps.  Perhaps it's better for Khushi's spiritual development if they do things the hard way.)

This is a very silly movie, and it's also largely inoffensive in its silliness.  It's certainly less obsessed with sex than most of the other big budget multi-star comedy franchises.  The complicated plot serves as a delivery vehicle for jokes, and the jokes are largely . . . okay.  (Apart from having two characters with speech impediments played for laughs.  That was not okay.)

Ultimately, the movie comes down to its performances.  Ajay Devgn is clearly having fun playing a  a parody of his usual tough guy image, combining Singham style violence with comedic vulnerability.  Johnny Lever is clearly at home here, recycling several of his most practiced comic tics.  Parineeti Chopra isn't given much to do apart from stand around and look beautiful and/or ominous.


And Tabu is largely wasted; she's an actor of tremendous depth and talent (this film was made three years after her ferocious and heartbreaking performance as Ghazala in Haider, and a full fourteen years after her chilling "Lady MacBeth" in Maqbool) and here she just narrates, speaks kindly to ghosts, and acts as stern but supportive den mother to our rowdy heroes.  Her performance is fine, she just doesn't have much to work with.


Saturday, October 1, 2022

Bhooty Call: Cinderella

 Cinderella (2021) is structured as a mystery, with mysterious events being explained by flashbacks as the film progresses.  However, it's not a very difficult mystery, so I am going to start with the flashbacks.  This is your chance to turn back, for here be spoilers.

Thulasi (Raai Laxmi) is a poor but pure-hearted orphan who works as a maid for the wealthy Sandra (Uhhayinee Roy) and her spoiled daughter Ramya (Sakshi Agarwal).  Mother and daughter are both horrible, constantly berating, abusing, and humiliating whenever they need to take out their frustrations on someone helpless.


And they do have frustrations - their secret illegal poisonous snake smuggling business is complicated and stressful, and Ramya has fallen in love with Robin, a foreign (Australian, maybe?) millionaire who goes to the same dance class as she does.  Robin appears to be blissfully oblivious to Ramya's charms, but he's friendly, and she is confident that if she persists he'll come to his senses and fall in love at some point.

One day Thulasi catches sight of a Cinderella dress outside a shop, and she basically falls in love, walking past the shop to gaze at the dress at every opportunity.  She doesn't have a Fairy Godmother handy, though, so she decides to make her own dream come true, working extra hours and odd jobs, with a little busking on the side, in order to earn the money for the dress.

It isn't enough.  She hires local creepy tailor Guru (Robo Shankar) to make her a dress, but what he comes up with is a Sexy Cinderella Halloween costume rather than a gown.  She visits a church to ask Jesus to help her buy the dress, and that's where she overhears a woman praying for a miracle to save her dying son.  Thulasi happens to have the rare blood type the son needs, and she anonymously donates blood to save his life.  The mother tries to pay her, Thulasi refuses, but eventually relents and accepts just enough money to buy the dress.  Hooray!

Soon, Thulasi is at work, helping her employers prepare for a party which Robin will be attending.  Sandra notices a rip in Thulasi's clothing, and orders her to change into something nice, not realizing that Thulasi has a ballgown in the closet.  She puts it on and helps serve the guests, and Robin is instantly captivated, not paying attention when Sandra proposes an engagement to Ramya.  She makes her announcement, but Robin is nowhere to be seen - he is too busy pledging his love to Thulasi.


However, this is a ghost movie, so there are no happy endings here.  Sandra and Ramya brutally murder Thulasi and hide the body.  

Cut to the present day.  Akira (Raai Laxmi again) is a sound designer who has come to this remote area in order to record the song of a rare bird.  She spots a Cinderella dress in an antique shop and decides she absolutely must have it . . . so she buys it with some of her money, because she's not a poor maid. Soon after, she's arrested for a murder she did not commit (the victim was actually killed by an entirely different angry ghost) but after Ramya is killed under similar circumstances, she's released..


Spooky things begin to happen, and Akira may or may not be possessed by the spirit in the dress.  Either way, the ghost has killed Ramya, and a terrified Sandra seeks protection from Saint Gonzalez, who is your basic cinematic evil Tantric sorcerer, but with pseudo-Catholic aesthetics lifted from a heavy metal album cover.


They're making a lot of horror comedies in India these days, which wink at genre tropes even as they make use of them.  Cinderella isn't a horror comedy; almost the entire movie is played completely straight, apart from Robo Shankar's off-putting turn as the creepy tailor.  Cinderella doesn't wink at genre tropes, it embraces them.  


Tropes can be fun, but it does mean that the main plot is kind of thin, and it doesn't help that the movie pads out its runtime with shots of cars driving to their spoooky destinations.  It's interesting enough, and sort of scary, but it really could have been an episode of Anjaan: Special Crimes Unit without losing any key plot points.  

However, the climax does one thing that surprised me.  When Saint Gonzalez's magic proves to be a match for Thulasi's ghostly powers, she reveals that she's brought a friend.  The unrelated ghost form the beginning of the movie turns out to be not so unrelated after all, and they two angry spirits manage to wreak their revenge.  It's a clever twist in an otherwise very predictable film.




Saturday, September 24, 2022

Darmok and Jilad in Delhi

RRR (2022) was written and directed by S. S. Rajamouli, who also wrote and directed the Bahubali films.  Comparisons are pretty much inevitable.  Is this bombastic historical action drama really just Bahubali in the 1920s?  Kind of, but that's okay, because Bahubali in the 1920s is a really good idea.

It's 1920, and Bheem (NT Rama Rao Jr) is a man with a mission.  He is the protector of the rural Gond community, and on a recent visit outrageously evil British Governor Scott Buxton (Ray Stevenson) abducted a young girl named Malli (Twinkle Sharma) because his even more outrageously evil wife Catherine (Alison Doody) enjoyed her singing.  Gond has followed the villains to Delhi, and is searching the city for a way to reach them - he has a rather complicated plan to free Malli, a plan which involves capturing tigers, but he has to find the girl first.


Meanwhile, Indian Imperial Police officer Rama Raju (Ram Charan) is a man with a mission.  He is determined to be promoted to Special Officer, even if it means wading single handed through a mob of angry protestors in order to arrest the man who through a rock at a picture of the king.  Despite all the wading, however, he's still an Indian man working in a British organization in 1920.  He has a goal, but he needs a chance to make it happen.

Ram gets his chance when the Imperial Police are warned that Bheem is in the area.  Lady Catherine herself promises that any officer who can bring Bheem in alive will be promoted to Special Officer, and that's enough for Rama.  He goes undercover to search for Bheem.


He doesn't find Bheem, though, he finds Akhtar, whom he befriends when they team up to rescue a boy in a boat from a burning train.  (As you do.)  The pair quickly become close friends, but they're each keeping secrets - Rama does not reveal that he is secretly a policeman, and Akhtar doesn't reveal that he is secretly Bheem.  They do reveal some things about themselves, though - Rama reveals that he has  a girl he loves back at home named Sita (Alia Bhatt), and even Akhtar can't help but point out that the name is a bit on the nose, though the movie is going to get considerably on the noser.


When Rama, who speaks English, notices Akhtar, who does not speak English, staring at a wealthy British woman named Jenny (Olivia Morris), he helps him to meet and befriend her.  This is probably the most unrealistic part of the movie, since these two Indian guys are able to approach an admittedly very nice British woman on the street and the only problems they face are some dirty looks and snooty people being rude to them at a party, before the British snobs are defeated by Rama and Bheem's sweet dance moves.  


Jenny is the Governor's niece, and befriending her earns Bheem a visit to the house.  He uses the opportunity to find Malli, though he isn't able to take her home yet.  he decides it's time to put his plan into action.  And Rama is getting closer to his target, capturing one of Bheem's associates (Rahul Ramakrishna), but getting a highly venomous snake thrown at his face for his troubles.  After he's bitten, he sets his prisoner free and stumbles off to die in the company of his good friend Akhtar.  Bheem cures him, and while he's confined to bed recovering, reveals his true identity, then leaves to throw leopards at rich people.


Rama recovers and makes his way to the site of Bheem's attack, manages to capture him when no one else could, and finally earns his promotion.  he's heartbroken, though - not only did he betray his best friend, but Rama is really a revolutionary working undercover in order to fulfill an oath he made to his dying father (Ajay Devgn) and steal British rifles in order to arm the people of his village.  Now his goal is in sight, but Bheem is about to be executed.  Can Raja abandon everything he's worked for in order to rescue his friend?  Yes.  Of course he can.  It's that kind of movie.


RRR
is supposed to be a historical flight of fancy, bringing two historical figures who never met in real life together for one grand adventure at the start of their revolutionary careers.  It's not, really.  This movie hits all the beats of an Indian mythological epic, complete with heartfelt vows, sudden deep friendships, demonic villains, and a climax involving explosive arrows.  It's just adapting a more recent mythology.

But that's not the whole truth, either.  Just as the Bahubali movies remixed and condensed the Mahabharata, RRR remixes and condenses the characters and events of the Ramayana.  Rama and Sita are, well, Rama and Sita, and while Bheem draws a little from the Pandava Bheem, he draws a lot from Hanuman, even making a  joke about burning down "Lanka" about five minutes after I did.


The mythological remix is a neat trick, and it's even more impressive the second time around.

Saturday, September 17, 2022

My foot!

The Bollywood movies of the Nineties could get pretty wild, but Basant (1960) is a product of a different time, an age in which Shammi Kapoor and company could make sweet, uncomplicated romances that stick to a single genre throughout.  Nah, I'm just kidding - it gets pretty wild before the end.

Meenakshi (Nutan) is in love, but her stuffy, rich father Rai Bahadur (Murad) just doesn't understand, and he takes her to Calcutta by train in order to get her away from her paramour.  They argue, which mostly consists of them saying "My foot!" to each other at every conceivable opportunity.  During the night, Meenakshi sneaks away, hoping to catch a train to Bombay so that she can finally be with the man she loves, Rajesh (Pran).


If you know your Bollywood supporting actors, you know what a bad idea this is.  Pran had a long and varied career in which he played many different roles, but back in 1960 he was pretty firmly typecast as "Apparently rich jerk who needs money and has a thin mustache that makes him look like Evil Walt Disney."  Rai Bahadur is absolutely right to be concerned, though dragging your daughter to Calcutta is perhaps not the best way to handle the situation.


Before Meenakshi can get another train, her suitcase is stolen by Billoo (Johnny Walker), a surprisingly persistent petty thief.  She chases him to the circus, where she recovers her bag, discovers that her father has all the local police out searching for her, and performs a quick dance number onstage with out of work writer turned circus performer Ashim (Shammi Kapoor) in order to escape.

When she gets back to the train station, it's crawling with police.  She takes a bus, and winds up getting robbed again by Billoo.  Then the bus is boarded by police, and she's saved by Ashim, who pretends to be her overly possessive husband until the policeman leaves out of embarrassment.

And then it's road trip time!  They're both on the way to Bombay, and Ashim keeps helping Meenakshi, in part because he's just a decent guy who can't stand to leave someone in trouble, and in part because he thinks he can get a good story out of the adventure.  There are mishaps, they are pursued by Billoo, who wants the substantial reward Rai Bahadur is offering, and there's a great deal of bickering and "My foot!"s, but they also get to know one another a bit more, and we learn that Meenakshi is not so much spoiled as incredibly sheltered; Rajesh is pretty much the first man she's met outside of her father's supervision, and she's really more interested in freedom than suave, sinister mustaches.


And speaking of suave, sinister mustaches, Rai Bahadur is so desperate to find his daughter that he contacts Rajesh and tells him that he'll agree to the marriage, as long as Meenakshi comes home safely.  This suits Rajesh nicely, and he makes plans for the wedding, though he doesn't put any effort into finding his fiance.

By this point, Meenakshi and Ashim have inevitably fallen in love, though Ashim hasn't quite figured that fact out, even after Meenakshi asks him to take her home, rather than keep going to Rajesh's place.  It's only when they reach her front gate that she manages to explain the situation to him, using small words and a power point presentation.  They are in love!  It all sounds like a very sincere take on an old-school screwball comedy.  Actually, it sounds like a very sincere take on a specific screwball comedy, It Happened One Night, mostly because that's where they lifted most of the plot from.  But this is Bollywood, and there are always other genres to explore.  Time for a twist.


Ashim suggests that the spend a month apart, without contacting one another, in order to make sure that it's really love and not just infatuation brought on by an adventure in close proximity.  He has a point, given how she started her relationship with Rajesh, so they go their separate ways, promising to meet up again in a month.  What could go wrong?


Plenty.  At Meenaskhi's birthday party, Rai Bahadur announces her engagement to Rajesh.  Ashim is there in disguise (naughty Ashim), and immediately jumps to all the wrong conclusions.  They fight, they make up, they resume their separation, and the genres start flying fast and furious.

It's an adventure movie, as Ashim accepts a job to take a valuable necklace to a village in rural Assam, only to be robbed and apparently killed by Rajesh's men.  It's a melodrama, as Meenakshi crashes her car while speeding to the planned meeting with Ashim, only to end up in a wheelchair, her father dead of shock, and forced to depend on Rajesh and his passive aggressive protestations of disinterested love.  Then it becomes a Western?  Sure, why not?   Strict genre boundaries are a prison, and movies want to be free.


When Basant is a screwball comedy, it's pretty adorable.  Of course, it's lifted pretty directly from It Happened One Night, but when you steal you should steal from the best.  Shammi and Nutan have a relaxed and easy chemistry, and their escapades are fun rather than stressful.  It gives them plenty of time for character development, and that character development carries over into the chaotic second act, while Billoo transforms from annoying comic nemesis to annoying but genuinely useful sidekick.  It's still a chaotic mess, but it's a chaotic mess with heart.

Sunday, September 11, 2022

No Jugni this time.

Happy Phirr Bhag Jayegi (2018) is a very direct sequel to 2016's Happy Bhaag Jayegi, featuring many of the same actors playing the same characters, which is more unusual in Bollywood than you might expect.  Of course, it focuses on Happy and Guddu, the apparent leads of the previous movie, rather than Bilal and Zoya, the actually interesting characters.  Fortunately, the last movie's comic relief is along for the ride as well.

As the movie opens, Happy (Diana Penty) and Guddu (Ali Fazal) are happily married.  Guddu has received an offer to perform in Shanghai (for money, even!) so the young couple hop on a plane, not realizing that the scheduled performance is a trap.  Chinese gangster Chang (Jason Tham) has his men waiting at the airport to snatch the young couple, all part of a complicated and poorly thought out scheme to convince Bilal (The aptly named Sir Not Appearing In This Film) to hand over a contract to them by holding happy as hostage and sending Guddu to Pakistan as an intermediary.  The plane lands, and sure enough, Chang's men abduct Harpreet "Happy" Kaur.


The trouble is, they've grabbed the wrong Happy.  Harpreet "Happy" Kaur (Sonakshi Sinha) is a professor of botany who has arrived in China to take up a teaching job, though she has an ulterior motive which will be important later.  Happy tries to explain that she's never been to Pakistan, doesn't know anyone named Bilal, and they have clearly kidnapped the wrong woman, but Chang can't believe that there could be two Happy Kaurs from Amritsar, so he has his men kidnap more people from the first movie in order to convince her to cooperate.  Bagga (Jimmy Shergill) and Usman (Piyush Mishra) are delivered just in time to discover that Happy has escaped, and so Chang orders his new prisoners to track down his old prisoner, because Chang really isn't very good at crime.


The escaped Happy wanders the streets of Shanghai in search of someone to help her get to the college, and eventually she meets sad sack Sardar and embassy worker Kushwant Singh Gill (Jassi Gill), who finally agrees to help her by taking her to meet influential Pakistani-Chinese businessman Adnan Chow (Denzil Smith.)  (Chow has a dark secret, and you've probably already figured out what it is.)  Chow agrees to help, but urges Happy and Kushwant to lie low for a while, and especially not to go to the police, since his sources tell him that there's a warrant for Happy's arrest for drug smuggling.

Happy and Kushwant dutifully return to his apartment and  lie low, but somehow Chang manages to find them, with Bagga and Usman in tow.  This is clearly not the Happy that they know, so there's some confusion, leading to a brief scuffle, and Happy, Kushwant, Bagga, and Usman all escape together.


That's when Happy reveals her ulterior motive; she was left at the altar by childhood friend and arranged groom Aman (Aparshakti Khurana), and she's come to China to find him and drag him back to Punjab to apologize to her father.  The others agree to help, which means it's time for a road trip.  Kushwant keeps in touch with Chow, who offers helpful advice, while Chang mysteriously keeps finding them.


Meanwhile, after a very confusing day at the university, the other Happy and Guddu meander through Shanghai, enjoying an unscheduled second honeymoon.  Will the two plots intersect?  Eventually!


Happy Phirr Bhag Jayegi
is probably funnier than the first movie, but it's missing the little arthouse touches that made the first movie interesting, though to be fair most of those arthouse touches come from having Abhay Deol in the cast.  On the other hand, some things don't change. The original Happy and Guddu are still incredibly static characters who don't really change and don't learn anything.  They're also further in the background this time around; I think Bilal has more of an impact on the plot, and he's not even in the movie.

Setting the movie in Shanghai is a bit of a risk, since Bollywood has a long history of offensive portrayals of Chinese people.  (Looking at you, Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani!)  Chang is the most prominent Chinese character here, and he's a violent gangster who is bad at his job, while his subordinates are fools, but their foolishness is not a function of being Chinese, and the various supporting characters are portrayed as people.  There are a few jokes based around "They all look the same to me," but the joke seems to be that Bagga and Usman are a bit prejudiced, and that prejudice comes back to bite them.


This is a sequel with surprisingly tight continuity with the first movie, with characters reflecting on previous events rather than merely recycling jokes.  It's still a sequel, though, recycling many of the plot points from the previous outing on a bigger scale, while omitting the actually interesting characters form the first one.  Fortunately, the new Happy and Kushwant are interesting ion their own right, and do experience plenty of character development.  Somebody has to.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

The power of Jugni is a curious thing.

 Jugni is a recurring character and metaphor and theme in Punjabi folk music.  A Jugni songs usually features a wide eyed innocent young woman arriving in a strange place, learning something new and providing illuminating commentary, sometimes humorous and sometimes sad.  Many Indian movies feature Jugni songs, in part because many Indian movies are about young women traveling to new places and having adventures.  The Jugni song in Happy Bhaag Jayegi (2016), for instance, plays while a runaway Indian bride is running through the streets in Pakistan.

The runaway bride in question is Harpreet "Happy" Kaur (Diana Penty).  Her father (Kanwaljit Singh) has arranged her marriage to local politician Baggu (Jimmy Shergill), but she's really in love with penniless struggling musician Guddu (Ali Fazal).  Guddu's friend has arranged for a flower truck to be parked outside the wedding venue, and at the appointed time, Happy sneaks away and jumps into . . . well, she jumps into the wrong truck, and the next morning she emerges from the basket she was hiding in, to find herself in a mansion in Lahore, Pakistan.


Bilal Ahmed (Abhay Deol), son of retired politician Javed Ahmed (Javed Sheikh) is very surprised to find an angry Indian woman in his living room.  Bilal has spent his entire life trying to live up to his father's expectations, including giving up cricket (because who ever heard of a cricketer becoming successful in Pakistani politics) and agreeing to a political betrothal to childhood friend Zoya (Momal Sheikh), and he knows that having an undocumented young Indian woman in a wedding dress in the house is probably a bad look, politically, but before he can really do anything about the situation, Happy runs away.


She is promptly arrested by comic relief policeman ASP Usman Afridi (Piyush Mishra), who has always wanted to arrest an Indian spy.  Happy tries to bluff her way out of the situation by claiming to be a guest of the Ahmed family, and that brings Bilal around to collect her.  He's taking her to be deported when they are stopped by Zoya.  After a very complicated and frantic series of explanations, Zoya points out the obvious: Happy can still cause trouble for the Ahmeds after being returned to India, so the best tactic is to keep her happy.  The best way to do that is to bring Guddu to India, get the young couple married, and then send them both home - once the marriage is finalized, Happy's father will have to accept it, and Baggu can learn to deal with disappointment.


The plan is unnecessarily complicated.  Bilal and Usman travel to India to find Guddu, posing as music producers.  Guddu is being held by Baggu, so Bilal and Usman have to strike a complicated balance in order to convince Guddu that Happy is in Lahore, without letting Baggu know.  They succeed, meaning everything will be fine as long as Baggu doesn't discover the truth.

Baggu discovers the truth, and the plot gets much more complicated, with everybody in Lahore, multiple kidnappings, Bilal reconsidering all of his life choices, and Zoya noticing just how close Bilal and Happy have become.  The only solution to everyone's problems is a mass wedding, I guess.


It sounds like a farce, and there are certainly jokes and moments of humor, but the characters take the situation completely seriously.  Abhay Deol has built his reputation on quirky art films, and even in a  commercial entertainer like this one he brings a quirky art film energy, while Momal Sheikh is a soap opera actress, and she brings that level of intensity to every scene.


In the end, our Jugni doesn't learn much from her journey.  Happy and Guddu are both fairly static characters, and while their situation has changed by the end of the film, their personalities really haven't.  Zoya and Bilal, on the other hand, change a lot; they start the movie as a man who gave up on his dreams and his bossy fiance, and they end with a recontextualized relationship and a new approach to life.  That's the real power of Jugni.

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Friendly appearance by Florida Man.

 Bollywood has a knack for sudden genre shifts, but A Gentleman (2017) is the only case I can think of where an action comedy suddenly transforms into a different action comedy.  That twist is the bit I find interesting, so naturally I am going to spoil it.

Gaurav Kapoor (Siddharth Malhotra) is a salesman at a software firm in Miami.  His best friend Dixit (Hussain Dalal) accuses him of living his life in reverse - he's got a good job, a nice house in the  suburbs, and a safe and reliable minivan, but he doesn't have a wife to share it with, let alone the four children he's hoping for.  And fair enough!  Gaurav does have his eye on his beautiful but shallow coworker Kavya (Jacqueline Fernandez), but while she's noticed that he's a good looking guy, she thinks he's a bit too safe.  Still, Gaurav is content - Dixit calls him "the happiest sad person I've ever met."


Gaurav has reluctantly agreed to travel to Mumbai for work.  As Kavya drives him to the airport, he's about to tell her something significant, but instead he promises to tell her when he gets back.

Meanwhile Rishi (also Siddarth Malhotra) is a spy working for Unit X, a clandestine organization headed by Colonel Vijay Saxena (Suniel Shetty).  Rishi is not happy, since the other members of his unit, and especially Yakub (Darshan Kumaar) are a little too comfortable with civilian casualties.  When Yakub shoots a man who caught a glimpse of the group after a disastrous mission in Bangkok, Rishi leaves.

The Colonel makes a half-hearted assassination attempt just to get Rishi's attention, then makes him an offer - one last job, and he's free.  All he has to do is intercept a hard drive being delivered to a government official in Mumbai by a guy named Gaurav Kapoor.


This is a perfect setup for a classic mistaken identity comedy, with the two men switching lives, learning valuable life lessons, successfully wooing each other's love interests, and possibly discovering that they're actually long lost twins who were separated during a childhood visit to the fun fair.  But it's a trick - the two plotlines are actually set five years apart, and the real Gaurav is a) played by Kunal Sharma, and b) dead.  This is really Bollywood Grosse Pointe Blank, with a (sort of) reformed assassin trying to live an ordinary life only to discover that he can't outrun his past and he's going to have to outshoot it.  


I'm not sure that this is a deliberate take on Grosse Pointe Blank, and it's certainly not any sort of officially sanctioned remake, but it does hit a lot of the same beats.  It's a black comedy punctuated with light romance and a number of action scenes set in unlikely environments, in this case including a duct tape battle in Home Depot, a martial arts fight in a laundromat, and a whole lot of gunplay in Gaurav's lovely home.


Sidharth Malhotra is often typecast as the earnest, sensible guy who can be counted on to do the right thing, and that's what really makes A Gentleman work. Rishi isn't pretending to be the cheerful stick in the mud and aspiring family man who carefully drives the speed limit and insists on coasters when his guests have a drink; actual Gaurav isn't like that at all, it's just Rishi living his best life.  Sure, it takes being revealed as a killer on the run to get Kavya to take a second look at him, but it's being a grownup that makes the relationship interesting.