August in Wonderland: Alicja

 Alicja (1982) was a Belgian and Polish co-production, released internationally under a number of different titles; in English it's simply called "Alice," while in Germany the movie was released as "Alicija im Horrorland," which must have led to a lot of disappointed German horror fans; while it's weird and occasionally disturbing, this is not a horror movie.  The real terror here is ill-advised rebound relationships.

Alice (Sophie Barjac) leads a mundane life in an unnamed European city.  She used to be a stewardess, but now she works at a TV factory along with her three friends.  Turtle (Jack Wild) is bookish and completely smitten with Alice, but too shy to say anything.  Gryphon (Dominic Guard) is supportive. patient and sensible.  And Mona (Tracy Hyde) doesn't really have a Wonderland counterpart, but calling her Mabel would have been an excellent deep cut, since like Carroll's Mabel, Mona exists to define Alice by contrast.  Mona likes to go out and party, while Alice would rather stay home.  Mona is fine with dating married men, and Alice very much is not, especially since her separation from her philandering pilot husband Cheshire Cat (Paul Nicholas.)

One day Alice and her child friend (Julia Hubner) are in the park people watching, when Alice spots a masked man with a rifle take aim at a handsome older jogger.  He fires, the jogger hits, and Alice faints on the spot, but when  she opens her eyes the jogger is there and unharmed and very French and his name is Rabbit (Jean-Pierre Cassel).  Rabbit offers to give her a ride, she declines, and he leaves, because he's late for a very important date.

And then Rabbit shows up at the factory, ostensibly on business, but sneaks away so that he can follow Alice to the cafeteria and pretend to be a waiter, allowing him to flirt a bit and the audience to learn Alice's backstory.  The flirting doesn't take, so Rabbit shows up at her apartment and, during a charming song and dance number, bribes the concierge to find out more about Alice and exactly which apartment she lives in.

Turtle and Gryphon don't trusty Rabbit, and they are completely correct, because Rabbit has secrets.  He owes money to the wrong people, and he begs his wealthy friend Queenie (Susannah York), not realizing that Queenie is the wrong people he owes the money to.  

After permanently ending things with Cheshire Cat, Alice sings a duet about identity and change with a taxi driver who may be named Caterpillar (German Schlager and country singer Gunter Gabriel), convinces her child friend not to stab someone, then sings another song about love while walking for miles.  So she's in a more receptive mood when Rabbit shows up at her apartment disguised as a plumber, and agrees to join him at one of Queenie's parties, where she meets March Hare (Marc Seaberg) and Mad Hatter (Peter Straker.)

 

Alice dives headlong into a relationship with Rabbit.  Turtle and Gryphon once again warn her to be careful, and once again they are completely correct.  Queenie has grown tired of Rabbit, and she's dispatched a pair of bumbling but oddly effective assassins (Wieslaw Golas and Andrzej Wasilicz) to deal with the problem.  

 Rabbit breaks up with Alice, then goes on the run, and Alice swallows a handful of sleeping pills before slipping into a disco-fueled psychedelic nightmare which highlights her insecurities, makes some direct Wonderland references, and provides an excuse to but Sophie Barjac in a flimsy nightie with bright lights behind her.  And then things get weird.

Rabbit's characterization hasn't really aged well; the light stalking may have seemed romantic back in the early eighties, but from a modern perspective he's a singing and dancing collection of red flags in a nice white suit.  (Ladies, if you meet his friends and he has to assure you that they don't mean any harm, he is not for you.)  That said, the movie does seem to recognize that this is not a healthy relationship, and Alice traded one charming but secretive man with a tendency to abruptly vanish for another.

Still, the movie is consistently odd and entertaining.  The music is fantastic, with Scottish singer Lulu singing Alice's part.  Susannah York chews all of the scenery, Jean-Pierre Cassel dances brilliantly, and Sophie Barjac is by turns delightful and heartbreaking.

August in Wonderland: Alice au pays des merveilles

 Alice au pays des merveilles (1970) is a French TV movie that adapts Alice in Wonderland.  As an adaptation it's kind of surprising, combining fidelity to the original novel with a literally dizzying array of special effects, somehow taking one of the stranger children's books in English literature and making it even weirder.

 

The story begins on the island of Le Grand Jatte.  Not the actual island, though; instead Alice (Marie-Veronique Maurin) and her sister Lorina (Aimee Fontaine) are spending a hot summer afternoon inside the painting "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Le Grand Jatte" by Georges Seraut.  However, while Lorina is reading a book, Alice is bored, at least until she spots a white rabbit with a waistcoat and pocket watch (Guy Grosso) run past.  She follows, only to fall down a rabbit hole and discover a strange new world underground.

From there the plot sticks very closely to Carroll's original story.  In other words, there's barely a plot at all.  Alice sees a beautiful garden and decides that she wants to visit it, but she spends much of the film just wandering around and meeting eccentric creatures who are varying degrees of rude and argumentative. 

There are changes, of course; the movie cuts out the sequence in which Alice meets a puppy (the puppy always gets cut), the White Rabbit lives in a house which is much bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, and the song the Duchess (Annette Poivre) sings to her baby has an extra gruesome chorus, but for the most part the movie plays the hits.  Alice has tea with the Mad Hatter (Hubert Deschamps), plays croquet with the Queen of Hearts (Alice Sapritch), and so on.  

However, there are two reasons to watch this adaptation rather than just reading the book.  First, the special effects are, to use the technical term, bonkers.  The movie makes extensive use of blue screen, combining live action with animation that looks like it's been lifted directly from Sesame Street, combined with swirling colors and screensaver technology decades ahead of its time.  Sometimes the effects are just filler, but there's always something happening onscreen.

The second reason is Alice herself.  Because there's barely a plot and Alice spends most of her time in Wonderland wandering from place to place, Alice often comes across as kind of passive in movies.  Not here, though; this Alice is spirited.  Spunky.  Shouty and kind of bossy.  This is an Alice who gives at least as well as she gets, and she also tramples all over the fourth wall like Deadpool crossed with Godzilla.  Combine that with the aforementioned bonkers special effects bringing Alice's musings to life onscreen, and for once Alice is the most interesting person in her movie.

Fortune's fool, fooling around.

The world of cinema has seen some great cinematic rivalries over the years: Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy, Ecks vs. Sever, Kramer vs. Kramer, Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus, Ladies vs. Ricky Bahl,  Godzilla vs. Kong, and now, at long last, Romeo vs. Juliet (2015).  

Our scene is not laid in fair Verona, however.  Instead, the film opens in a small village in Bengal, as the village elders hold a meeting for anyone with complaints against Romeo (Ankush Hazra).  It's mostly an excuse to harangue Romeo's mother Bidisha (Tulika Basu), as the assembled villagers point out Romeo's flaws - he's a liar, he doesn't measure up to his late and respected father, he's a bad influence on the other village youth, and everyone is pretty sure that it's Bidisha's fault.

For all his many flaws, Romeo is a devoted son, and he can't let anyone treat his mother that way.  He's still pretty flawed, though, so his solution is to try and win over the village elder's beloved niece, Shyamali (Neha Gupta.)  The plan works a little too well, with Shyamali announcing their engagement to everyone, and now Romeo has a different problem.

It's time for a new plan, and this one is even worse.  Romeo announces that he's in love with someone else, and when pressed he names Juliet (Mahiya Mahi), a beautiful woman living in London; Romeo and Juliet have never actually met, he just found her picture while scrolling through Facebook.  The villagers are suspicious, probably because Romeo lies so much,, so he must fly to London to bring back Juliet as his bride in order to protect his mother's honor.

In London he meets fellow Bengali expatriate Anu (Nita Mistry), and she agrees to help, which is just as well, because Romeo is utterly clueless.  It turns out that Juliet is an heiress, soon to be one of the richest women in London, so winning her heart is probably off the table, and instead they try and fail to get a picture of Romeo and Juliet together, because that way he can at least send something home.  

 However, in the course of wacky sitcom shenanigans, Romeo manages to save Juliet from a gang of assassins, because  village rowdies will always be better fighters than trained goons.  Juliet's father left behind a very specific and confusing will, stating that if anything happens to her before her twenty first birthday, his estate will be divided between the rest of the family, and she turns twenty one in two months, so she selects Romeo as her bodyguard, which means that he finally gets his picture.

He also has a chance to get to know Juliet while repeatedly saving her from assassins.  She's not the shallow rich girl that she seems, and they're getting along well, but he also learns that she has a boyfriend named Rahul (Joey Debroy), who is currently in America.  

And then Romeo gets another terrible idea: he'll take Juliet back to his village in India.  Dramatically that makes a lot of sense; it means that sophisticated city girl Juliet gets a turn as fish out of water, taking over for country bumpkin Romeo.  It means that Romeo and Juliet will spend more time together in a new place, and Juliet has a chance to grow closer to Bidisha, discovering the warmth of a loving family.  It means new locations for the fight scenes when the assassins inevitably show up.  But it also means a constant juggling act to keep Juliet and Bidisha from learning about Romeo's many, many lies, and I have to admit the cycle of "Juliet discovers a part of the truth and Romeo comes up with a new lie" gets a bit tedious.

There's a lot to like here.  Romeo and Juliet have some actual chemistry by the end of the movie, and both songs and fight scenes are frequent, visually interesting and move at a good pace.  But the plot really doesn't hang together, and the villain's plan makes no sense.

The big problem is Romeo himself, though.  He's supposed to be a charming scamp, but too much of the time he comes across as a smug jerk (especially when dealing with Shyamali.  And he doesn't really learn anything, because he never really gets any sort of a comeuppance.  When each lie is revealed, Juliet is mad for a while, but both she and Bidisha are quick to forgive, so Romeo doesn't really grow.  And he really, really needs to.

Shah Rukh Week: Pardes

 Pardes (1997) is a movie with a message, and it conveys that message through a combination of dogged determination, arthouse symbolism, and all the subtlety of a Fourth of July Parade, but still winds up delivering a different message than intended.

Kishorilal (Amrish Puri) is a wealthy businessman who now lives in America; he might be the richest man in America if some of the dialogue is to be trusted.  On a visit to India he meets old friend Suraj (Alok Nath) and Suraj's large extended family, including an indeterminate number of nieces and nephews and one adult daughter, Ganga (Mahima Chaudhry).  

While he lives in America, Kishorilal loves India and Indian values, and he decides that Ganga would be the perfect wife for his son Rajiv (Apurva Agnihotri), acting as a living reminder of his spiritual home and passing on proper values to his grandchildren.  Suraj agrees, but before a match can be made the young couple have to meet.  Since Rajiv has lived in America his entire life, Kishorilal decides to send his foster son Arjun (Shah Rukh Khan) to make sure everything goes smoothly and prepare things for Rajiv's arrival.

Arjun is a mechanic and musician, with a studio above his garage so that he and his fellow mechanic/musicians can record their songs after working on cars.  He's kind and utterly loyal to his foster father.  He's also very fussy, and he clashes with Ganga and the children initially, but they quickly become friends.  Soon Rajiv arrives, and after a rocky start it looks like everyone likes each other and the match will soon be made.

Because Ganga and Arjun have become such good friends, she asks him directly if Rajiv is a good match and whether her future husband has any bad habits or vices that she needs to know about, because her future happiness depends on an honest answer.  Arjun assures her that Rajiv is a good Indian boy at heart, so she accepts the proposal, the couple are formally engaged, and Ganga and Ranjiv fly off to America.

America is not at all what Ganga expected.  There's the expected difference in values and culture, but almost all of Rajiv's family are awful people, especially his aunt Neeta (Madhuri Bhatia).  Arjun is there, but she's shocked to find that the rest of the family consider him a servant rather than a relative, someone to fix their cars and feed occasionally but not someone to socialize with.  

And worst of all, it quickly becomes clear that Arjun lied.  Rajiv smokes a lot.  he drinks, too, and he is a mean drunk.  Kishorilal urges her to teach his son proper values, but Rajiv is not interested in changing anything, and the situation gets worse and worse, and while she's still mad about the whole lying thing, Arjun is the only friend Ganga has in America.

The trouble is that the rest of the family notice the friendship as well, and convince Kishorilal to send Arjun to manage the family auto company in LA.  He leaves on a solo road trip, while Rajiv takes ganga to a wedding in Las Vegas.  And that's when things get much, much worse.  they have a fight, and Rajiv decides that he's tired of pretending to like India.  Ganga throws the engagement ring in his face and cancels the wedding, but Rajiv attacks her.  She knocks him out and escapes.  Arjun finds her and takes her back to India, but her father leaps to exactly the wrong conclusion, while Rajiv and Kishorilal arrive to bring Ganga back.

And that leads directly to the intended message of the film.  There's a lot of talk in the movie about traditional Indian values versus modern Western values, and it's clear which side we're expected to take.  The opening song is all about how great India is, and Kishjorilal and most of the nice character sing it at various times in the film.  Rajiv has been corrupted by growing up in America, while Ganga is sweet and pure and named after after the Ganges; much of the time she's more of a symbol of India than a character in her own right.

However, traditional Indian values don't really acquit themselves very well either. The village elders demand a kabaddi match to decide if Ganga can marry Rajiv rather than the distant cousin everyone assumed she was promised to, and when Suraj thinks that his daughter has eloped with Arjun, he threatens her with a sword, then locks her away until Rajiv and Kishorilal can come collect her, because she belongs to them now.

That's not how it ends, obviously.  Arjun wins the day through the classic Shah Rukh combination of persistence, noble speeches, and weaponized filial piety, and  it's left to Ganga's grandmother (Dina Pathak) to deliver the movie's actual message: women are people and they should be allowed to make their own decisions instead of always sacrificing themselves for everyone else's happiness.

Count the snakes.

 Monica, O My Darling (2022) begins as it means to go on, with murder.  Factory worker Dev (Shiv Chauhan) barely has time to announce his engagement to Shalu (Zayn Marie Khan) when he's attacked and killed by an industrial robot.

Six months later, Shalu's brother, brilliant engineer Jayant (Rajkummar Rao) is attending the company gala for Unicorn Robotics.  Things are going well for Jayant; he's just been appointed to the board of directors, and he's engaged to Nikki (Akansha Ranjan Kapoor), daughter of Unicorn's CEO Satyanarayan (Vijay Kenkare.)  He's also kind of a terrible person; he's openly dismissive of former childhood friend Gaurav (Sukant Goel) and he's having an affair with Monica (Huma Qureshi), the company secretary who is also performing a big dance number at the gala for reasons that are never explained.

After the gala, Jayant and Monica are enjoying some "alone time" when she announces that he's pregnant.  She make sit clear that she's keeping the baby and that she will take care of it herself and not tell anyone who the father is, as long as she's provided with large sums of money at regular intervals.

The next day, Jayant receives an anonymous letter with incriminating photos of him and Monica, asking him to meet the sender at a sleazy hotel.  Jayant assumes that it's Monica attempting to formally blackmail him, but it turns out to be Nikki's brother Nishikant, who reveals that Monica has also been blackmailing him, along with the hapless and very married accountant Arvind (Bagavatyhi Perimal).  Nishikant insists that there's only one solution to all of their problems; they need to kill Monica.  He pressures the other men to agree, then they draw lots to decide who will do the killing, who will transport the body, and who will dispose of it.  Then Nishikant makes them sign a contract detailing the arrangement; since he's the assigned killer, he doesn't want to take the fall alone.

 The plan is overly complex, involving luring Monica from Pune to Mumbai, with Jayant driving for miles in a borrowed van before taking the train back home, hopefully before Nikki has time to wake up.  It's hectic, but everything seems to work until Jayant delivers the body to Arvind, who is supposed to bury it in the woods.  Arvind is far too hapless to handle the job on his own so Jayant reluctantly stays to help bury Monica in the woods, but the men are chased away by a leopard.

The next day, the body is found in the woods, still wrapped in a yellow tarp, but it's not Monica's body, it's Nishikant's.  Monica is apparently fine, and still cheerfully insists on being paid.  But it's clear that there's something else going on; Arvind is killed by a snake someone sent in the mail, and Jayant barely escapes his own snake.  People are dying, and quirky detective Naidu (Radhika Apte) is closing in on Jayant.

Jayant makes for an unusual protagonist, because he really is a terrible person.   On the other hand, the audience isn't really expected to root for him, just watch in bemused fascination as he struggles to avoid his fate.  Much of the time he's passively terrible, selfish and hypocritical but not actively malevolent, but he's willing to do awful things in order to protect his comfortable life.  Monica is also terrible, but is more honest about what she wants and displays more agency in general, which makes her a more sympathetic character.  

Monica, O My Darling is a black comedy rather than a proper film noir, but the twisty plot hangs together, and the killers (there are multiple murderers) have understandable motives.  The film is deeply cynical, often funny, and surprisingly fun.

Fool me once . . .

 Avatara Purusha 2 (2024) begins as the previous movie ended, with a magical battle re-imagined as a martial arts duel lifted straight from a wuxia film.  It's an intriguing sequence, probably the highlight of both films, and promises a supernatural adventure that the movies never really deliver on.

That's followed by vital exposition.  Siri (Ashika Ranganath) wanted to reunite her broken family by presenting her aunt Susheela (Bhavya) and uncle Rama (P. Sai Kumar) with the son that Yahsoda (Sudharani), Rama's sister and Siri's mother, lost at the fair years ago.  Finding the actual missing Karna is hard, though, so instead she hired an extra known as Overacting Anil (Sharan) to play the part.  Rama remained suspicious, but Anil quickly formed a close and loving bond with Susheela.  And then the real Karna, calling himself Kumara (Srinigara Kitty), arrived, and Anil went back to life as an extra.

That's not an unusual plot for an Indian movie, except that Kumara is a master of black magic, sent by his evil mentor Darka (Ashutosh Rana) to find the key to enter the mostly empty heaven known as Trishanku, and Anil is not just a glorified extra with dreams of stardom, he's also a trained magician on a mission to save the family from the forces of evil.

Susheela's health is declining, and Kumara doesn't really show much interest in his mother, so Rama and Siri decide to bring back Anil.  They do, and he tries to find his place in the family dynamic while wooing Siri and trying to everyone from the horror movie curses sent by Kumara and Darka.  

 That status quo holds for most of the movie - subtle sympathetic magic in the background of the family drama.  Not much is happening with the plot, so the running time is padded with slapstick and sideplots that don't really go anywhere.  Anil thwarts a band of crooks who are robbing the studio where he works.  His old friend and fellow runaway from the hidden village of evil magic-users is haunted by a ghost and needs help with the right ritual to put it to rest, but wackiness ensues. Meanwhile, the main plot goes nowhere.

And then the main plot goes somewhere.  One of the family members is killed by a curse.  Susheela's soul is taken to the edge of Trishanku, and Anil must follow in order to save her, leading to a final battle, an anticlimax, and the revelation that once again nothing is as it seems, leading once again to a cliffhanger setting up the inevitable part 3.

There's enough material for one solid horror comedy here, but there's just so much padding.  The plot inches forward at a glacial pace, then suddenly accelerates when it's clear that there's no time to wrap everything up in a satisfying fashion, all to set up the next sequel.  The premise is great, but this movie could have been an email.

Passing the torch.

 Deewana (1992) isn't a romantic comedy, it's a romantic drama, a grand sweeping tale of love and tragedy starring veteran actor and known sweater enthusiast Rishi Kapoor.  It's also the cinematic debut of a plucky young stage and TV actor named Shah Rukh Khan.  Still, Bollywood's a rough business, and it's very hard for someone without any family connections to make it, so we probably won't be seeing him again.

Kapoor plays Ravi, a wealthy and handsome eligible bachelor.  Ravi is pursuing a music career, so he leaves running the family business to his mother Laxmi (Sushma Seth) and his transparently evil uncle Dhirendra (Amrish Puri).  Dhirendra is all smiles and compliments when people are looking, but he is Laxmi's stepbrother, and he's been nursing a grudge about that for decades.

Ravi shares a little banter with his mother about the importance of getting married and providing the family an heir, then he leaves for a show in a mountain town.  While preparing for the show Ravi stays with aspiring poet and musician Devdas Sabrangi (Deven Verma), and that's where he meets Devdas's niece Kajal (Divya Bharti).  

Kajal is . . . well, she's young and carefree and nothing is ever going to change her.  She's spunky, prone to pouting and telling people "I'll kill you" when thwarted, which is a lot more charming than it sounds.  And she's a huge fan of Ravi, with posters covering her walls.  Ravi and Kajal spend more and more time together, and he keeps extending his trip, but eventually he has to go home.  At first Kajal is heartbroken, but Ravi decides to marry her immediately and take her home with him.

So, Ravi is happy, Kajal is happy, Laxmi is thrilled, and Dhirendra is not happy at all.  He's charming when meeting his new niece-in-law, but the moment he's alone with his son Narendra (Mohnish Bahl) they start scheming.  The first plan involves Narendra assaulting Kajal, but Ravi returns home just in time and Narendra is thrown out of the house, with Dhirenra joining in the rebuke in order to preserve his position.

The second plan is much simpler.  When Ravi and Kajal go away to spend some alone time in the family's farmhouse, Narendra and a small army of goons arrive to kill them both.  There's a fight and Ravi is shot, but he manages to kill Narendra with a sword before falling off a cliff to his apparent death; there's no way that anyone could have survived a fall from that height, so that must be the end of him.

Kajal returns to the family home and tells Laxmi what happened, then Dhirendra arrives and reveals his true colors.  He's furious about the death of his son, and practically destroys the house while pursuing the women, but they escape and, with the help of family lawyer Sharma (Alok Nath) they find a new home in the city.

Life in the city is hard for a pair of widowed women, even if they have money.  Kajal has resigned herself to a life of quiet misery when brash and rebellious rich kid Raja (Shah Rukh Khan) literally runs into them, almost knocking Laxmi over.  Kajal immediately berates him, and he watches her in stunned silence as the police arrive to take him away.  

Raja is smitten, and begins stalking Kajal in earnest, buying her flowers, carving her name into his own arm, following her home on Holi to . . . honestly I'm not sure what he was trying to achieve in that scene, but Kajal was having none of it.  He also tells his stern and materialistic father Ramakant (Dalip Tahil) about the woman he wants to marry.  Ramakant is furious; marrying a widow would be a stain on the family's honor, so he sends thugs to Kajal's home, intending toi drive them away.  Raja arrives just in time and beats the goons up, and while that doesn't impress Kajal, it does impress Laxmi; she urges Kajal to marry the young man in order to secure a protector, and after some heavy guilt tripping Kajal agrees.

After the wedding Raja turns out to be a better man than expected.  He tells Kajal that he knows she still loves her late husband, and promises not to touch her until and unless she feels something for him.  Then he gives her space, focusing instead on providing a comfortable life for his new family, opening a garage with the help of his layabout friends.

After Raja is hurt in a car accident, Kajal realizes that she feels something for him after all, and once again everyone is happy.  And that's when Dhirendra returns to ask Sharma to help him access the family's money.  After Sharma refuses, Dhirendra suspects that the women are alive and well and somewhere in the city, so he sends more goons to find them.  meanwhile, Raja saves a mysterious man from muggers, takes him to the hospital, and checks in on him frequently.  The men quickly become close, but Raja doesn't realize that this mysterious bearded and sweaterless man is actually Ravi.

This is pretty standard late eighties/early nineties Bollywood melodrama, with quick courtships and sudden twists of fate and characters turning out to not be dead after all and noble self sacrifices, though directly confronting the taboos around widows remarrying is a bit unusual.  Ultimately, though, the movie is going to succeed or fail based on the performances.

Rishi Kapoor is always solid, and he's clearly in his element here.  Amrish Puri is also doing what he does best, alternating between chewing the scenery and gently nibbling the doorframes; Dhirendra is a Shakespearean villain as written, so that's how he plays him.  And Divya Bharti is beautiful and charming and stuck in a role which is largely just reacting to one tragedy after another.  All too often, the role of a woman in early nineties Bollywood is to suffer nobly, and Bharti sadly died the next year, just as the industry was starting to open up and let women be fun from time to time.

And then there's Shah Rukh Khan.  He's very stagey in this, playing to the people in the back of the theater, but he also gives Raja some of the same menacing intensity that he would later bring to the villainous roles that would make him a star; Raja even has the same giggle as Rahul does in Darr.  After the wedding he settles down a bit into pleasant leading man, and during the final scenes he throws focus to Bharti and Kapoor, since they have the heavier dramatic beats.  The real difference between this and Khan's later roles is that Raja outright wins every fight he's in, rather than making use of Khan's signature "get beaten to a bloody pulp" move.

Deewana is very much a product of its time, but it's a fascinating time, with Khan at the beginning of his film career while Kapoor was about to transition away from romantic roles, and Bharti's promising career would be cut short by tragedy within a year.  It's a snowglobe of Bollywood history, a singular moment in time.  And a decently entertaining melodrama.