Friday, September 27, 2019

Bhooty Call: The Ghost and Mr. Khan

Chamatkar (1992) is the kind of movie that Disney used to make; a hapless everyman befriends an animal or supernatural entity (a ghost, in this case), helps it, and along the way finds success and true love. This is Bollywood and not Hollywood, however, so rather than Tommy Kirk we have Shahrukh Khan as Sunder, a teacher in a small village. Sunder’s dream is to open a proper school in the village, rather than the tent he’s currently teaching under, but schools cost money.

When his old friend Prem returns to the village boasting about all the money that can be made in Dubai, Sunder decides to take the plunge. He pawns his family house and farm, then sends Prem ahead to Bombay with the money to make travel arrangements. (And while I am also a painfully naive schoolteacher, even I immediately realized that this is a bad plan. It’s safe to say that Sunder is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.)

Later, on the train to Bombay, Sunder accidentally stumbles into the women’s compartment, where a group of women led by Mala (Urmila Matondkar) assume the worst and set out to punish him. This is not Sunder’s lucky day.

After reaching Bombay, Sunder’s day just keeps getting worse. He is robbed, twice, before discovering that Prem has taken the money and left the country. With no money, no luggage, no job, no place to stay, and no home to return to Sunder is forced to spend the night in the really scary cemetery across the street. (This place is decked out like a theme part haunted house, or like the set of a 1970s Pakistani vampire movie.)

In the graveyard, Sunder meets Marco (Naseeruddin Shah), and after a few wacky hijinks we are treated to a great deal of exposition. I shall attempt to summarize: Marco was a gangster, and a Very Bad Man. While trying to demolish a small college located on land he’s just bought, he rediscovers his long lost love Savitri (Malvika Tiwari). Impulsively he decides to reform, and after convincing Savitri and her father (Shammi Kapoor) of his sincerity, he marries her.

Unfortunately, Marco’s men are less enthusiastic about his change of heart. On his wedding night, Kunta (Tinnu Anand), his chief henchman, lures him to the graveyard and murders him. Marco is a little peeved at being killed just when he was reforming, but God tells him that the murder was the result of his own actions, and that he must wait in the grave until someone can hear his voice, and then he’ll be given a chance to set things right.

The film takes a minute to establish the ground rules (only Sunder can see or hear Marco, but Marco can move objects as he wishes, and while he is strictly forbidden to kill Kunta, he is allowed and encouraged to help the helpless) and then it’s back to the plot. Marco leads Sunder to the college, where Sunder lands a job as the new cricket coach. We also get more exposition. (Yay, exposition!) We learn that Kunta, being not just evil but also an enormous jerk, showed up to menace Savitri right after the murder, claiming that Marco’s reformation was just an act to get her into bed. he’s been ruling the underworld in Marco’s name ever since. Savitri, meanwhile, has long since died of grief, leaving behind her daughter Mala (and who didn’t see that one coming?) And just before he died, Marco extended the lease on the college for twenty years, with an option to renew for another twenty if they can come up with the money by the time the lease runs out. Time is nearly up, and the college is having trouble coming up with the money, since Kunta’s men have been intimidating all potential donors. If the school can win the big cricket match, they’ll make enough money to extend the lease, but that would probably require the help of some sort of invisible supernatural entity . . .

If you’ve ever watched The Wonderful World of Disney, you’ve got a pretty good idea of what happens next. Sunder and Mala fall in love. Marco plays wacky pranks. Our heroes try various schemes to save the school, but it still all comes down to the big cricket match. Admittedly, I don’t recall the Shaggy Dog blowing up any warehouses full of illegal drugs and weapons, but he was never really given a chance to do so.

Chamatkar would probably have been forgotten completely if not for the surprisingly strong cast; against all expectations, Naseeruddin Shah refuses to phone in his performance, while Shahrukh displays his usual stuttering charm, though Urmila comes off as a bit strident, and for some reason in this film she looks more like the scary possessed girl from Bhoot than the ingenue from Rangeela.
The special effects, on the other hand, are every bit as impressive as those in the old Disney films; not very impressive at all, in other words.
Chamatkar is unapologetic goofy fun. Eight year old Chris would have loved this movie. Thirty four year old Chris likes it quite a bit.

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